• Every time you fart as you're walking through first class getting on a plane, Jesus high-fives your
grandmother
• I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
• School may be hard, annoying, and irritating. But admit it, you’re going to miss it when it ends.
• I’m not afraid of hard work. You can tell by the way I fight it.
• Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
• …feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
• …used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
• …just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.
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